Sir_Lonely420: buying gf 10k
DragonSlaya99: buying gf 11k
Sir_Lonely420: 12k final offer
Sir_Lonely420 wishes to trade with you.
Other player is busy at the moment.
xX_Iron_Btw_Xx: just buy $ bro
Sir_Lonely420: ...buying gf 10k
You: buying gf 10k*
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paid out to $ holders in $GP
Every $ transfer carries a 3% fee, paid back out to holders in $GP. Just hold.
The lore
If you spent any time in an old-school MMO trade hub, you saw him. Same world, same spot, same line, on repeat: "buying gf 10k".
Nobody ever accepted. He never raised the offer. He never logged out.
Examine: Sir_Lonely420
Combat level: 3. Total level: 2,277. Social level: 1.
Equipped: full party hat set, zero conversation.
Known phrases: "buying gf 10k", "10k is good offer", "why u leave".
He is still waiting.
Quest: Acquire GF
Difficulty: Novice · Length: Short · Requirements: a wallet and some
1
Get a wallet
Download and keep your seed phrase somewhere safe.
2
Load up coins
Buy and send it to your wallet.
3
Go to
Connect your wallet and paste the CA above.
4
Make the offer
Swap for $. Unlike her, the trade goes through.
Quest complete! Reward: 1x $ bag, 0x girlfriend.